if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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