What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i think i have herpe
just one?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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