I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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