Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Randomize