I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She's the barista slut.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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