Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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