my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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