Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's intense
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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