We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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