But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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