just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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