I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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