Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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