Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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