Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
the liver wants what the liver wants
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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