Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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