Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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