The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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