You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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