You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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