i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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