Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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