I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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