STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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