two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize