3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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