If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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