Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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