waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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