I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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