And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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