Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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