Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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