so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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