3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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