You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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