I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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