How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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