He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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