Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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