Don't make out with my wife yet
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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