im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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