I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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