Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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