woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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