Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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