i always forget guys have bellybuttons
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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