I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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