in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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