THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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